Shouldn’t we be practicing our smiles now? Here is some help…. As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during the countdown, one thought kept crossing my mind .... every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. -John Glenn When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. - Desmond Tutu The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats .- Jean Kerr We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W. H. Auden I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor